I feel like I am always running the risk of taking myself too seriously. So, in an effort to show myself as the true dork that I often am, I am revealing 5 things about me that are totally uncool.
1. I drive a minivan
I can’t quite figure out why driving a minivan is so heinous – but apparently it is. And completely uncool.
Try Googling ‘I hate minivans’ and you will find a multitude of rants. The majority of the venom seems to be directed at parents (and the stupidity of choosing to be a parent) – so I’m thinking that minivan hate has very little to do with the actual automobile & ultimately stems from a psychological problem.
I happen to adore my minivan. And if that bothers you – seriously, get a life.
2. I drink an occasional wine cooler
Yes it’s true. But, hey, sometimes fruity, pop-like alcohol just hits the spot.
Last year I tried to start a Chelada (Budweiser & Clamato!) fad – but it didn’t fly. Mainly, I am pretty sure, because the stuff is unpalatable.
3. I really look forward to AFV
I love to laugh – and America’s Funniest Videos usually has at least one montage per show that can get my tears streaming.
And Tom Bergeron kind of fascinates me.
4. I have a big, blue, zipper-up robe which looks very much like a Snuggie
I know that I look like the frumpiest thing in the world with it on – but it is SO comfortable.
5. I have a subscription to Reader’s Digest
The subscription was actually given to me as a gift. It was one of those gifts that made me wonder if the person that gave it to me actually knew me at all.
At first I thought that it would be kind of funny to have it out on the coffee table next to the New Yorker and The Smithsonian – but, little by little, RD started to grow on me.
Don’t get me wrong, I always end up rolling my eyes to the point of injury when I read an issue. But it’s also true that I usually always come away with at least one piece of useful (albeit sometimes obscure) information.












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